What would the internet be without black people
wait ok, this is my joke. Bear with me through the entire thing lol
that was a journey lol
lol plot twist
I can’t believe he went on that date
Lmaooo
This made me happy.
He shut it down.
That last statement is the shit Fox lives by lmao
I’ve been watching old Prince clips (as I do), and yesterday came across this gem from 2014. He was on the revamped Arsenio Hall Show and helped an audience member break up with his cheating girlfriend. You should watch it, because the delivery is so perfect.
Prince: “Who’s this new guy you’re seeing, and are you trying to get back with Steven or what? Talk to me.”
Keegan: “Steven moved to L.A., and I’ve been hanging out with my ex, trying to figure out what’s up.”
Prince: “Well, listen. Steven’s a good guy, but I have a message for you, from him.”
Keegan: “Should I be nervous?”
Prince: “No, no. It’s a good message. In this relationship, things are much harder than in the single world.”
Audience: [loses it]
Prince: “Keegan?”
Keegan: “Yes?”
Prince: “In this life… you’re on your own.”
Prince: “Keegan?”
Keegan: “Yes?”
Prince: “This is what it sounds like when Steven breaks up wichu.”
oh my god this is amazing
Brilliant.
I miss him
=O celebrities actually using their platforms to mobilize change?
All facts.
I’m I’m still gon 100% dump his 3% cheating ass
That’s no way to treat a good man.
A good man cheats on his girl?
Yes. He gotta put her through adversity cause what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.
Wtf?
This is jokes
When u 100% agree with being a 97% good man a 3% savage
Apparently an A+ isn’t good enough for these women.
That 3% will have your ass dumped and cut in my book.
Wooooow this is really a debate? Okay let’s switch the roles
So females are allowed to fuck other dudes once a month then??
Yo can we refrain from using misogynistic terms like “females”? That’s very dehumanising.
^^^this male is a dumbass
Guys what’s going on ?
this nigga just out here clowning
If someone offered you 97% of a footlong sub you gon pass it up because it’s missing 0.36 of an inch?
Such pride.
Great analogy my brotha.
I am confusion. Ain’t no grades or percents in my relationship. You’re either with me or you’re not. It’s pretty simple. You wanna fuck other women? Then don’t be with me and go fuck everyone and anyone. Dragging me along isn’t tolerated.
I can’t believe women are being so selfish about this. You guys aren’t being rational.
Please try to see reason.
Shit some chicks only getting 50% of a man and they’re fine with that but don’t want the 97% -.-
^^This why black men date white girls. Nothing is ever good enough for black women.
Amen my A+ brother. While I love my ebony sistas, white women completely understand that an A+ Guy is a catch and would definitely appreciate him for the 97% he does bring to the table instead of harassing him for the 3% he falls short on.
I love my coffee black but there isnt anything wrong with a little more cream 👌🏾
These niggas preachin. Church in session.
holy fuck I can’t even deal with the ignorance these dudes continue to type on this post goodnight lmao
“This is why black men date white women.”
This is so telling of your character, not the women you date or choose to date. It says more about you than it does about them which is straight up degrading. Everything about this post is degrading. To say to ANY woman that they’re being irrational because they want to be with someone who is 100% down for them…not this bullshit 97% while you expect them to be 100 with you is all I see that’s irrational.
Honestly where is the fucking logic? To place some kind of capital on women and you expect US to respect you?
Please. Miss me with that bullshit.
Would you turn down 97% of a foot long sub tho?
Fuck that 3%. What the actual fuck happened to being a 100% good dude. Let’s say you put yourself in her shoes. If your girl cheated on you once a month you’d be fucked up. Don’t get it twisted and think you got all the options. The ratio of Black women to men is like 7:1.
If somebody offer me 97% of a foot long steak sub imma eat.
White woman here saying I’d dump your ass too, these ladies got it right! You’re nuts.
What those dudes don’t realize is women are like a course you audit. It’s either pass or fail. This shit ain’t highschool.
Dudes never once answered the flip side. Why the fuck is it so hard to fathom that this shit has nothing to do with numbers you cheat on her once you’re unfaithful and don’t deserve her, she is going to dump your ass same as you dipshits would if she cheated on you. But I guess your dumbass analogies are the only thing you understand lemme stoop down to your ignorant level and explain it like i would to a child, which you fucking are. Damn right I am gonna deny that sandwich I paid for a footlong, not gonna accept anything less. I pay for 100% of a sandwich, I better get fucking 100% of it.
But relationships aren’t sandwiches and aren’t numbers. They are a commitment, and if you aren’t going to be faithful, don’t be in a relationship, shitstain.Ma'am, the example presented said you were offered a sub, not buying a sub. It’s pretty insensitive to compare a relationship to prostitution.
It’s pretty fucking stupid to compare a relationship to a stranger giving me a sandwich but here I was catering to your acorn mind. My mistake. If you cant fathom that no one wants to be cheated on I hope you die alone so your dumbass never hurts anyone on the off chance that some poor woman offers her feelings to you.
Ad hominem, very classy ma’am, very classy ideed. Your true colors as an internet bully are shining bright. I wouldn’t expect an EMT to be so hurtful; hope you sleep well tonight with that on your conscience.
This post is a great read
10/10CHELSEA OH MY GOD
im so mad at you @weaintaboutshit for tagging me in this
Possibly the greatest troll post in Black Tumblr history
Superwoman || Lil Mo ft Fabulous
Ayeeeeee
I bet lil mo lookin bad as AF now and days.
My jam
AAAYYEEEE
Wow such a throwback.
Classic!!
LMAOOOOOOOO
about time a deer got a W
